Target (Bandera Point)

Today we took a little trip to San Antonio to see Marcos, pack Heather's crap and to do a little shopping. No matter where we are we always manage to make our last stop target. Since Dayce and I were bickering I thought I could take the opportunity and go to the car to get my "purse". So I go to the car and get my camera and this is what I discover...

This Target was surprisingly clean! I don't think there was one piece of trash on the floor! The toilet got four stars! The flush was nice not to splishey-splashy. The only down side is there was no protective covering. A Bathroom Goddess doesn't like any part of your skin to touch the toilet, floor, or any type of handle. Not sanitary at all!!! The sink gets my approval it's just enough pressure to blow all the grime and germs off you hands! And this Bathroom Goddess likes her hands to be wiped not blown!!! SO if your in the area and perhaps to have an urge this bathroom is a good stop!!!

This is the Bathroom Goddess signing off and reminding you to always look before you squat!!

-Bathroom Goddess

Wal Mart 7/8/08

I figured I should check out the local Wal Mart. For one I think Mom lives at Wal Mart and two when you got to go you got to go!!! Keep in mind this is the one in back of the store! So I present you with this slide show!!

The Pros: This bathroom really amazed me, surprisingly it was very clean!! The toidy got five stars the flush was wonderful and the way to a Bathroom Goddess's' heart is the sanitary plastic that you place on the toidy its self! Another plus was that the bathroom its self was very clean and sanitary along with the changing table. The Cons: I hated the sink A Bathroom Goddess likes her sink not very soft but not very hard where it could blow you hand off. It reminded me as if I was washing my hands in Dad's water can. And I used the paper towel apposed to the blow drier that almost blew my hands off. This bathroom is very clean and sanitary I say if you need to use it COP a squat and go for it!!

This is the Bathroom Goddess signing off and reminding you to look before you squat!!

-Bathroom Goddess

The Outlet Mall!!!

Well after driving all the way to Austin to pick up Dayce we stopped at the Outlet Mall. We all went to Crate&Barrel and found squat. Dayce and I headed to Juicy Couture and everyone else went to Gap. Dayce and I didn't buy anything so we hiked it on over to Nike. Dayce tried on some shoes so she could decide on what to purchase online. Mom came to clarify that Dayce should get a 8.5 shoe and we headed to the Gap to see what Renee, Heather, and Ainzley had cookin'. Renee found a couple of wears, we left Gap, and then it hit me I had to go to the Bathroom! So Dayce and I went to the bathroom and this is what we found......

Reasons NOT to visit: For one I don't know if you saw how gross and disgusting the place was but it's VERY NASTY!! Disgusting is the new clean I suppose! Commode paper EVERYWHERE!!! I mean seriously is the hole that small for your fat ass?!?!?! Paper towels on the floor seriously there were two trash cans! Pick one!! It was totally and incredibly nasty!!!!! The commode rating was 3 stars. It could flush a turd but it could barley flush a turd! About 75 percent had urine and toilet paper in the holes [[your welcome]] seriously it's automatic they need to fix that and whats so hard about touching a little button to flush the dang thang!! I give the sink rating 2 stars there wasn't enough pressure to blow all the disgusting grim off of my hands and also it took a while to come on.

So in the future you might want to reconsider going to the bathroom and plan a pit-stop either sooner or later along the way!!

This is the Bathroom Goddess signing off and reminding you to look before you squat!!!!!!

-Bathroom Goddess