The Goddess behind the blog!!

I hope you like the new picture. My fantabulous sister, Heather, helped me construct this project. I asked Mom if she would make me a goddess outfit for this up coming Halloween so I could make this picture. She said "No" which was so surprising. I thought I would just find a girl in a goddess costume and just paste my face on to it. After numerous tries I found one but it wasn't that great. I thought I could count on Heather to help me. On the way to Poteet I mention it to her and she thought it would be great to help make one while Mom was in Houston. So the day Mom left she came over to get started. I looked in all the boxes for the dress up clothes just to make sure before we started ripping up cloth. I found the box and we didn't find anything. So I put all the boxes back in there spot because if I didn't you know who would have been pissed. Anyway so as I was putting boxes away Heather was looking in the bottom drawer under the big black trunk full of more fabric. As I got finished I went beside Heather to look for cloth we could use. As some of you know my mom calls Heather the weakest person in the world, so as I got beside he she was tugging with all of her might, the drawer was stuck by the by. So about the time I get there she pulled open the drawer ripping my toe nail off.

Yep I did an immediate OUCH!!! Then I looked, which made it worse, Heather looked down and yelled "WASH IT OFF WASH IT OFF!!!!" So I hoped to the bathtub saying "Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck....." all the way there. I turned on the water, put my foot in the tub and closed my eyes. I opened my eyes and look at the door way and Heather is standing in the door way with white fabric and says "I found the fabric." I smiled and I hopped to the kitchen to get 5 Ibuprofen, a coke and 3 band aids. Then went to Mom's room to help Heather with the project. I guess that means no race on Saturday!!! Well I also had a couple of other contenders, so tell me which one you like best!! This is the Bathroom Goddess always reminding you to look before you squat!!!
-Bathroom Goddess-

Codina Comode!

Well last week my family and I visited the Codina's cabana. All the couples went to go see Raul Malo in concert. Which left Dayce and I too a night with Campbell, Ainzley and the "ghost." When they left Dayce and Campbell went outside to play in the water and Ainzley and I took a nap on the couch. Dayce and Campbell came in from the water and went straight to the tub, for a bath. Ainzley and I made Campbell dinner that she never touched. Dayce gave Campbell a bottle as I did with Ainzley. Dayce, Campbell and I played, then soon after Campbell went to bed Ainzley following after her. Dayce and I ate while watching "How It's Made." They showed us how they make concrete tubes, chocolate treats and my favorite, maxy pads which I think this was perfect for this entry don't you think??? (Fun Fact:It takes about forty seconds to make one pad) Anyway I couldn't resist taking a couple of snap shot of this fantabulous bathroom. The side show......

I love this bathroom's vibe. The pink and redish maroon really complement each other, and the mirrors give the bathroom flare. I give this toilet 5 stars! This toilet can get the job done, if you catch my drift and the sink has the prefect water to hand ratio. The water hits your hands just right and you can get all the grime off your hands without getting injured. And a hint of advice to those who visit the shower beware of the shower head!!! I love this bathroom and it's really something to check out. This is the Bathroom Goddess signing off always reminding you to look before you squat!!!
-Bathroom Goddess-

Target South Side!!!

I'm deeply sorry that I haven't been on in a while. Lots of things have came up, with summer in all. We went to Target, on the south side of San Antonio, to go school shopping and I so happened to have my camera in Target. And let me tell you this bathroom was unbelievably disgusting. And instead of my normal slide show, I would like to talk to you about each individual picture!

First for mi Sobrinas y Hermanas:

Yes that is no changing table my dear readers that is a gift wrapping station. Why in the hell would you want to wrap a gift in a bathroom that smells gross, looks gross, and feels gross???? People amaze me.

On to our second picture:

Seriously who drinks any kind of beverage in a bathroom any way? That is gross. That would make me gag with all the fumes of gas and such... And I can't understand the hair tie. What were you going to do, put your hair up then decided to leave it down and just walk away without the hair tie?!?!? People amaze me.

Moving on to our third picture:

I hope this picture moves you as much as it does me. WTF?!?!?!?!? Why would you leave a broom in the bathroom. The picture says it all for me I don't know about you.

Our forth picture:

If I've said it once I've said it a million times. EVERY BATHROOM NEEDS A TOILET SEAT COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS!! Who in their right mind want to sit their butt on a dirty toilet seat that is covered with germs, filth, and grime. Also you can't reach all the way behind your butt to throw away the toilet paper?!?!? Nobody on earth wants to see that!!!!!

My Favorite: Well before I show you this picture I just would like to say, that I have never found anything like this in my whole bathroom life. This is the "prides" I take in this job. Dayce and I just so happen to see this.....


And this is what it says......

If you can not read it I will be happy to translate: Stephanie "who's last name won't be spoken of" is a fat ugly whore from Poteet who likes to sleep with married men. Look for her on myspace.
If Stephanie didn't know about this she does now... maybe.

So in short, the positive side is it gets a 1 1/2 star(s)for its rating. These points go towards the flush, paper towels, and the ever lasting gossip. So if you are looking for the Poteet gossip, or a horrible bathroom experience go to this disgusting bathroom. This is the Bathroom Goddess always reminding you to look before you squat!

-Bathroom Goddess-